The mood of A Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad...

The MooDs oF a men

Hungry.Horny.Sleepy.

Do you really understand what is behind the word family? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real Meaning of family.......... Here Is The Answer ...........
FAMILY =
(F)ather (A)nd (M)other (I) (L)ove (Y)ou
WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND? because: (H)ousing (U)nderstanding (S)haring (B)uying (A)nd (N)ever (D)emanding
HELLO means : (H)ow are you? (E)verything all right? (L)ike to hear from you (L)ove to see you soon! (O)bviously, I miss you ..

Q. Why did God give men di*ck? A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative? A. They both irritate the sh*it out of you.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A. It's Braille for "su*k here". Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A. Lipstick.
Q. Why do women have tits? A. So men will talk to them.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during se*x? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A. Money.
Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still s*ck.
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job? A. Ten minutes of silence.

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??-It isn't love, it's LIKE. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of her, - It isn't love, it's LUST. Are you proud, and eager to show her off??-It isn't love, it’s LUCK. Do you want her because you know she's there?? - It isn't love, it's LONELINESS. Are you with her because it's what everyone wants?? -It isn’t love, it’s LOYALTY. Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?-It isn’t love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE. Do you stay for her confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt her? -It isn't love, it's PITY. Do you belong to her because the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat?? -It isn't love, it's INFATUATION. Do you pardon her faults because you care about her? -It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP. Do you tell her every day she is the only one you think of? -It isn't love, it's a LIE. (and how true this lie is..)Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for her sake?-It isn't love, it's CHARITY. Does your heart ache and break when she's sad? -Then it’s LOVE. Do you cry for her pain, even when she's strong?- Then it’s LOVE. Do her eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?-Then it's LOVE. Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you to her?-Then it's LOVE. Do you accept her faults because it's a part of whose she is?-Then it’s LOVE. Are you attracted to others, but stay with her faithfully without regret?? -Then it's LOVE. Would you give her your heart, your life, your death?? -Then it's LOVE. Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? The answer is so simple because it's...LOVE. It’ssuch an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well. Pass this to all your friends so they don't make the same mistake with their LOVE LIVES!! I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past... Love hurts our feeling, but it's also the reason our soul heal..

Woman Seer

The girly survey
Message: Put an X next to the option you identify yourself with..
[ ] I wish I was a different ethnicity.
[ ] I have an eating disorder.
[ ] I am short.
[x ] I am tall.
[ ] I think I'm really attractive.
[x] I prefer winter over summer.
[x] I am a geek.
[x] I am a shopaholic
[ ] I am reasonably intelligent.
[x] I am attracted to girls.
[ ] I am attracted to boys...
[ ] I like British accents.
[x] I smoke regularly.
[ ] I smoke socially.
[ ] I drink socially.
[ ] I drink regularly.
[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.
[x] I've lied to avoid kissing .
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[x] I lie frequently.
[x] I am impulsive.
[ ] I am hardworking.
[ ] I am good at History.
[x] I enjoy taking pictures.
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[ ] I have a regular income.
[x] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[x] I pay my own bills.
[ ] I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[ ] I enjoy cleaning
[ ] Tidyness is a must in my life.
[x] I like clutter.
[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[ ] I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
[ ] I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
[x] I am fashion-conscious.
[ ] I have good taste.
[x] People tell me I have good taste.
[ ] I excel academically (when i was in uni)
[x] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential
.[ ] I am good at sports.
[x] I am good at certain sports.
[ ] I couldn't do sports to save my life.
[x] I am creative.
[x] I am artistically inclined.
[ ] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[ ] I eat when I'm upset.
[ ] I cannot adapt to change.
[ ] I am interested in politics.
[x] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[x] I have done underage drinking.
[x] I have gone underage clubbing.
[ ] I can dance reasonably well.
[ ] I can dance extremely well.
[x] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
[ ] I can sing.
[x] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[ ] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
[ ] I keep a journal.
[X] My teachers don't like me.
[x] I enjoy controversy
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.(can't everyone)
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[ ] I have tattoos.
[x] I've been in a nudist colony.
[ ] I'm not sure if I want to have children
.[ ] I'm not sure if I'll get married.
[x] I know who I will marry.
[ ] Someone has a crush on me.
[ ] I am interesting.
[x] I am a good liar.
[ ] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time. *hahaha*
[ ] I am a born leader.
[x] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead.
[x] I've snuck out of the house.
[ ] I enjoy felching
.[ ] I have a foot fetish.
[x] I have a shoe fetish.
[ ] I watch Sex And The City.
[ ] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[ ] I want to be J Lo.[ ] I cut myself.
[x] I have cut myself.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[ ] I hate popular people.
[x] I think cheerleading is a sport.
[x] I am photogenic.
[ ] I live in Chucks.
[x] I think graffiti is art.
[ ] I have dated a criminal.
[x] I have been cheated on.
[x] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[x] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[ ] I have tanlines
[ ] My favourite color is pink.
[x] My favourite color is black.
[ ] I would classify myself as emo
[x] I am musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[ ] I like music-blasting cars.
[x] Thongs are comfortable.(hellyeah)
[x ] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is
[x] ... and I believe in it.
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[x] I have siblings
[ ] My siblings annoy me
[ ] I think South Park is funny
[x] I believe in love

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